Here’s Big G’s official one-year-old portrait, brought to us by our friendly neighborhood Wal-Mart. I think the wife got all the bases covered.
Basketball? Check. (With subtle MVP hype)
Football? Check. (Note which ball he naturally clings to)
Appalachian State ball cap? Check.
Appalachian State No. 14 football jersey t-shirt? Check. (Hidden by overalls, but check)
Tennis shoes? Check.
Mark Martin-like product promotion? Check (GoArmy.com nicely positioned on that football.)
Golf club? … I said, golf club? … WHAT! No one brought a driver?
Maybe next year.