Last year I entered Gabrielle in a local Halloween costume contest. She was one of several infant/toddlers lined up before a panel of obviously blind justices. Only the latter adjective would fairly explain why we didn’t win. Some Peter Pan wanna-be took top prize. We swear we later witnessed money changing hands. Who couldn’t give a blue ribbon to this cute punkin?
This year I’m coming armed and ready. At the first twitch of prejudical ignorance someone’s taking a rotten ostrich egg to the face!
And yes, that’s me as the sad, blond version of Neo. After two years in the outfit, I’m trying something new this season. Photos coming later.