Singing for a new season
With many apologies to Rodgers and Hammerstein:
Simpsons on Sunday and Griffins on after;
Mikes in the morning and SportsCenter laughter;
Vince and Shawn Michaels are coming to blows;
These are a few of my favorite shows.
Chinese officials and Bauer have issues;
House calls and bad calls and Cameron with tissues;
LOST on an island and nobody knows;
These are a few of my favorite shows.
Huey and Riley and Cartman and Butters;
The Word of Colbert and all Brit Hume utters;
Panthers will kickoff against many foes;
These are a few of my favorite shows.
When premieres start,
When summer slows,
When all goes well,
I simply look forward to all my great shows,
Even reruns from Chappelle.
